In my best John McEnroe: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!

NOV 28TH UPDATE, Re: Ginger White

...In a statement to WAGA, Cain attorney Lin Wood said reporters had no business asking about the allegation.

"This is not an accusation of harassment in the workplace -- this is not an accusation of an assault -- which are subject matters of legitimate inquiry to a political candidate," he said. "Rather, this appears to be an accusation of private, alleged consensual conduct between adults -- a subject matter which is not a proper subject of inquiry by the media or the public.

"No individual, whether a private citizen, a candidate for public office or a public official, should be questioned about his or her private sexual life," Wood said. "The public's right to know and the media's right to report has boundaries and most certainly those boundaries end outside of one's bedroom door."

He did not address White's assertion directly, and said Cain "has no obligation to discuss these types of accusations publicly with the media.

"Some things are fair game, and some aren't," Wood told CNN in a telephone interview, adding that this was one that was off-limits. "You've got to draw the line somewhere."

Right. Methinks Counsel Doth Protest Too Much.

Nein, Nein, Nein, bro'

Good riddance to this dipwad.